The Maplewoods Mirror

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The Maplewoods Mirror #29 - September 2008  

Welcome to my monthly newsletter on life and writing.  If you want to see my website for past issues and other news, please visit www.chrismeeks.com.

  

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This marks the first time I’ve used a guest writer for The Maplewoods Mirror.  I used to teach with screenwriter and poet Paula Brancato in USC’s Master of Professional Writing Program.  She now lives full time in New York City, and she asked if she could write something for this newsletter. 

 

I suggested she write about the Southampton Writer’s Conference, which she taught in this summer.  It’s a good introduction to what writers conferences are.  After all, USC is likely to have its first one ever this coming June.  If you’re a writer, you might like to come to that one for a long weekend.

In This Issue

Robert Reeves, Director of MFA in Creative Writing and Literature,
film critic Molly Haskell, film director Robert Benton, and Annette Chandler,

Director of the Screenwriting Conference (photo by Jean Hazelton)

The Southampton Writers Conference

By Paula Brancato

 

For the very first time, this year’s Stonybrook Southampton Writers Conference included a week of screenwriting courses and events.  The 2008 Southampton Screenwriting Conference, which took place from July 30 to August 3, featured faculty Karl Iglesias, Andrew Bienan, Paula Brancato, Ken Friedman, Michael Hague, Christina Lazaridi, Stephan Molton, Frank Pugliese, Linda Seger, and Malia Scotch Marmo I would like to say right here and now that I was honored, if not outright shocked, to find my name in and among this list of very fine writers.

 

Southampton screenwriting instructor Frank Pugliese (photo by Jean Hazelton)

 

Over fifty conference participants attended five days of screenings, salon talks, and workshops.  Writers from beginner to advanced traveled from as far as Portugal and Italy, though most were locals from New York and Long Island or visitors from Los Angeles.  Seminar topics ranged from “Writing the Romantic Comedy” to “The Art of Adaptation” to “Breaking the Back of the Story,” and classes took place in the calm and quiet mornings, with optional screenings in the late evenings. 

 

I held my classes outdoors under the shade of the conference lunch tent under cloudless Long Island skies.  In the afternoons, students could take private sessions with other instructors, tour the Southampton mansion circuit by car or bike, or head for those magnificent, wild Southampton beaches, to this writer’s mind, the best in the U.S.

 

Pecone Bay, Southampton (photo by Jean Hazelton)

 

On one such sunny afternoon, I managed to corner Andrew Bienan (screenwriter, Boys Don’t Cry) on Cooper’s Beach.  Combing for seashells, we discovered we both grew up in Queens, New York, in a neighborhood of low-income Roman Catholics and Jews in the late 60’s early 70’s.  We talked about the effect of community on our writing.  Is it possible to write what you did not come from?  Is it possible to write anything that does not reflect who you are, how you grew up in some way, if only the cadence of the language?

 

Andrew admitted he’d recently taken up short story writing.  It’s not surprising, as a screenplay is about the length of a good short story.  Both mediums are time compressed, which makes it difficult to develop plot, tone, mood, and, especially, character. 

 

“How do you know,” asked Andrew, “when to narrate and when to breakout into a scene?  When do you go into a character’s head and when not?” These were difficult questions.  Just that morning I had been waxing eloquent about tone vs. mood.  “What is the difference between tone and mood, anyway?” asked Andrew.

 

I looked out over the wide blue ocean.  “Well, the tone is like the music, and mood is like the emotion,” I said.  Andrew looked perplexed. I tried again to explain what perhaps is impossible to explain, but for me, as a writer, everything has to do with “voice,” with putting myself into a project, which was what we had been discussing in a more pointed way before. 

 

“You know that song by Sheryl Crowe?” I said.  “The one about Hollywood Boulevard?”  He nodded.  “You know how the music is upbeat and lively?  But have you even listened to the lyrics?  It’s about people who are drinking themselves to death. If the tone were the same as the mood you’d have a funeral dirge.  No one would want to listen.  But the tone is so upbeat, it lets the artist go wherever she wants to go and allows us to follow.” 

 

“So you don’t want the tone and the mood the same?” he said.

 

“Well, no,” I searched my sun-addled brain.  “Sometimes you do.  Like for comic effect or… or in melodrama.  I don’t mean that in a bad way.  Melodrama is good too.  There are some really great classic melodramas.” 

 

Like?”

 

I was completely at a loss.  An hour or two into it, we had more questions than answers when, savaged by the sun, we broke down, sat under the wings of the confection stand, and ordered up ice creams.

 

Screenwriting instructors Linda Seger and Paula Brancato (photo by Jean Hazelton)

 

Evening programs included a Q&A session with luminary Robert Benton (scribe of Kramer Vs. Kramer, Places In The Heart, Bonnie And Clyde).  Asked what most attributed to his success, Mr. Benton said “Failure.”  This was particularly poignant for me, not just because I am always failing, but also because my mentor Phil Schultz won the Pulitzer this year for his book of poems, aptly entitled “Failure.”   If you have not read it, please do. The title poem is a knock-out.

 

Saturday night closed with a moving tribute to producer Alan Pakula with scenes from his films (Klute, The Pelican Brief, Sophie’s Choice, Up The Down Staircase and more) plus a hilarious, off-the-cuff performance by his closest friend who is a talented actor.  I cannot recall precisely what the man said, nor do I recall his name.  One could not help but laugh as he shuffled across the stage, milking it, his age I mean, to take his place beside Mr. Benton. 

 

Plopping down in his chair, he murmured to himself, pulled out three folded sheets of yellow ruled paper (on which I am sure he had not written even one line) and proceeded to “read” his tribute, perfectly timed, just this side of plausible, full of precisely delivered imperfections, while proclaiming he suffered from total lack of recall.  Eighty-plus-year-old Mr. Benton just about split a gut filling in the blanks.  It was a wonderful time.

 

It was said that later that night, at the conference’s close, you could find one or all of the faculty around the piano at the Southampton Inn, displaying their musical accomplishments.  Next summer, I expect to lure them to stand-up comedy at an open mike—maybe in the city. Maybe at PJ Clarke’s or some naught hip establishment I can learn about from some twenty-something year-old.  Move over Woody Allen.

 

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Lakewood Cemetery, Minneapolis, Minnesota

Graveyards

My cousin Stanley has a hobby I’d never heard of.  It’s not unlike Six Degrees of Separation, but he goes over the family tree and finds people we’re connected to, and he uses those people to find connections to other people he suspects we’re distantly related to, people I’d never think of, such as Humphrey Bogart and even Princess Diana. 

 

He's a relative, it turns out

 

Once he finds connections, real, actual connections and often aided in proof by a group of like-minded genealogists, Stan then travels to our newly discovered relatives’ graveyards and photographs their tombstones or markers.  It’s quite fascinating, actually.  He sent me a whole CD of graveyard delights.

 

I suggested he should see if we’re related to Abraham Lincoln.  He said Lincoln’s line died out a while ago, but I wondered what if he could go back enough generations and find a side connection?  Heck, maybe then we could sleep in the Lincoln bedroom at the White House.

 

Time magazine recently wrote that Barack Obama is distantly related to both Vice President Dick Cheney and President George W. Bush.  The New England Historic Genealogical Society also shows Obama is related to Brad Pitt, Hilary Clinton, and John McCain, so what I’m saying about my distant relations is no miracle.

 

This brings me to my mother.  When I was in Minneapolis recently, my mother couldn’t take visits for long.  After about fifteen minutes, she’d thank us for coming.  I then realized it was her talking that did her in.  With emphysema, if she talks for fifteen minutes, she uses up a lot of lung power.  The next day, I suggested we take a drive instead of talk in the living room.  She liked that idea.  As we drove around Lake Calhoun, I noticed that a graveyard swept down from a hill and went almost to the lake.  She said that was Lakewood Cemetery. 

 

I knew the place.  It’s where my grandparents, aunts and uncle are buried and where my mother will likely go someday.  “Could we drive in?” said my mother.  “I’d like to visit my mother.”

 

Lakewood Cemetery is hilly, green, and bucolic.  It has roads that branch off, built like a maze.  My mother remembered what mausoleum to turn at, what hill to go up, until we found the Washburn marker.  My great grandfather, John Washburn, started General Mills—not that it gets me a free sleepover anywhere or even a box of Cheerios. 

 

John Washburn helped found Lakewood Cemetery, and there’s a big marble square with a Washburn cross on it, beneath which he, his wife, three daughters, and their children are buried. 

 

 

John Washburn only had daughters, so my grandmother’s generation was the last of the Washburns, but there’s enough room there for my mother and her siblings.  My generation: we’ll have to look elsewhere.  Perhaps we’ll be ashes in the wind.

 

My grandmother's marker; my mother is named after her

 

As a kid, I had thought I’d hate to be buried when I died.  It would hurt with worms boring into me.  I heard somewhere, too, that when you’re dead, your fingernails keep growing, and what if I got a hangnail?  It’d hurt for eternity.

 

Now I realize graveyards aren’t for the dead.  They’re for the living.  Graveyards are a place to reflect on the person you’re seeing in your mind as you stand amid trees and flowers.  A grave aids in the grieving process as well as, perhaps, making sense of one’s short time on earth.

 

My relatives’ bodies aren’t under the markers.  It’s only their ashes.  I come from a practical line of people—urns take up less space.  It’s only their minerals that are underground.  Still, as I watched my 78-year-old mother look at her parents’ and siblings’ markers, I could see it gave her peace. 

 

In the end, that’s what we want, right?  Peace.

 

Red Room

With over 200,000 new book titles receiving ISBN numbers this year, that means there are nearly that many authors trying to get attention. Imagine if there were 200,000 feature films coming out each year.  It's hard enough to make sense with the few hundred we have.

 

Add to the publishing stew the fact that the Los Angeles Times and many newspapers across the country have cut the length and number of reviews they do each year, mainly because ad revenue is not supporting book reviews.  In our country, there are probably more video game reviews and revenue than anything to do with books—yet good books settle well on people’s souls.  You carry in your mind your favorite stories.  

 

Thus, I entered the difficult marketplace with my new book, Months and Seasons.  I sold nearly 200 books the first week after it was published on June 13.  The next month I received a sales report for that showed exactly zero books had been sold in July. I needed to put my marketing hat back on.  Authors today have to be their own promoters. 

 

The first thing I asked myself was HOW could I get my book reviewed?  At that point, I had four reviews, solid, wonderful reviews, but my publicist had only landed one review in a newspaper or journal, and that was the Midwest Review, which wrote, “Poetry and short story collections are two of the hardest writing to sell. With this collection Christopher Meeks proves there is an audience for short stories. His characters are well defined with problems that they can't resolve. There are twelve tales that reveal a lot about our present society. Meeks's stories reminded me of those of John Cheever. —Gary Roen”

 

So how to build from there?  First, I realized that Jhumpa Lahiri’s new collection of short fiction, Unaccustomed Earth, blew apart marketing truisms.  Not only had Lahiri’s book been on the New York Times bestseller list for weeks, but also the book had won a major prize, the Frank O’Connor Award out of Ireland. 

 

Few critics review short story collections.  That’s because short stories aren’t novels.  I figured, though, that a number of people must have reviewed Lahiri’s book, so I researched who had.  I found many, and I wrote to about thirty of them who had literary websites, sites that showed a love of literature with well-written reviews.  In a short note, I explained my book, and I included links to the reviews I’d received already. 

 

This literary website, created by critic Mayra Calvani, is a good example of a new

generation of reviewers.  To see her interview with me, click here.

 

From those mailings, I received twenty-five people who were interested in reviewing.  Months and Seasons has received nine more reviews so far, most of them utterly positive, and you can read those reviews on my new author’s page at Red Room by clicking here.

 

Reviewer Rebecca Schinsky created this site.  She works for a major book chain as a community liason and loves books.  For her review of mine, click here.

 

I learned about Red Room from two people.  My friend and fellow author Jessica Barksdale Inclan, blogs there all the time.  Then a reviewer had urged me to join the site because “it’s where the authors are.”  I joined.

 

If you go visit my page, you’ll see how elegant it appears—all thanks to the easy interface provided by Red Room.  Anyone can be a member of Red Room, which allows you to leave comments and, if you chose, to create a member page where you can display your love of books. 

 

If you’re an author, you can have an author’s page.    To do so, go to the home page, www.redroom.com, and click on “How to Become a Red Room Author” for more information.  You need to have published at least one book.

 

On my page, you’ll see if you scroll down, all the book reviews and interviews I’ve had so far.  More reviews will come.  People on another site, Library Thing (see below) have been chatting about my book, too.  Buzz is starting to build.

 

What amazes me most about Red Room is the number of visitors I’ve had to my page.  My page has been up only a month, and I’ve told no one until now about it, yet there have been over 700 hits.  Whether that makes August a better sales month than July, I’ll find out in a few weeks. 

 

Where my marketing will go, I don’t know.  Doing nothing clearly brings nothing. I’ve believed in my book, and now others do, too.  I like the community that’s building. 

 

Dawn Rennert, another reviewer, has written a few times about Months and Seasons. For her review, click here.  For a listing of all the reviews I've received so far, click here.

 

Library Thing

It’s not just that I have a thing for libraries and that I’m married to a librarian, but also I’ve discovered an interesting literary site—almost as good as Red Room—called Library Thing.  I first heard of it when one of my book’s reviewers mentioned that she put the review also on Library Thing (www.librarything.com).  When I Googled the words “Library Thing Christopher Meeks,” not only did I find her review and a few others of my book, but as I noodled around, I found that Months and Seasons was a topic of talk under “Talk” and “Forum.” 

 

Most recently, the wonderful reviewer Rebecca Schinsky wrote in her Book Lady’s Blog, “I’ve been talking to Christopher Meeks, author of Months and Seasons, and trying to get him to join Library Thing and participate in an author chat because I loved his book and want to spread the word about it, but so far, no luck.”

 

That, of course, made me want to join Library Thing.  Before I did, I didn’t quite “get” what Library Thing was.  Why did people upload the covers of the books they own onto Library Thing, for instance?  People have so much time in their lives, they can peek on on what other people have on their shelves?  Thus, I e-mailed Rebecca to ask her what was Library Thing?

 

She wrote back that Library Thing is “best described as a cross between a social networking site for bibliophiles and source of book reviews, recommendations, and cataloging.  Many of the users are bloggers (there is a Bloggers group), but not all of them are. It was originally created to allow people to catalog and rate the books in their personal libraries, to share those with others, and to receive recommendations from readers with similar habits.  Now that blogging has taken off, that plays a role as well.

 

“The Early Reviewers program is interesting.  Publishers offer a limited number of selected titles, and members of the ER group make requests.  You just fill out a simple form to become a reviewer (there's no application process, per se), and you can request books.  Whether you get a book, and which book you get, are determined by an algorithm that looks at the books in your library, the number of reviews you've written, and several other factors, including random chance.  You are expected to review the book in some capacity (for many people, this means just posting a simple review in their LT library), and if you fail to do so, it hurts your chances for receiving books in the future.”

 

In other words, if you’re a particularly voracious reviewer, you can get free books in advance on Library Thing if you agree to review them.

 

While the Library Thing site isn’t as elegantly designed as Red Room, some features are particularly easy to use.  I wasn’t going to show any of my library because I expected it’d be labor intensive, but when I clicked on “Add Books,” I discovered how easy it is—seconds per book.  I typed in either the name of an author or a book title, and in a column on the right, book covers appeared of various editions and possibilities.  I’d click on the version I had and, voila, the book was added to my library.  It’s rather fun and addictive.  I added 50 titles in no time. 

 

Under each title I inserted, up would come how many Library Thing members also had that same version of the book.  Thus, when I added Janet Fitch’s White Oleander, a book I’ve used twice in my English classes to great enthusiasm, I saw that over ten thousand LT members had that book.  The same was true of Kurt Vonnegut’s books, Alice Walker’s, and many well-known writers. 

 

When I added Months and Seasons, I found 14 members had it—not bad considering my obscurity.  Six people owned The Middle-Aged Man and the Sea. 

 

I found a few other books I adore that didn’t get a large number of owners, so I’ll pitch them here.  They should have more readers.  One is from my former professor and now colleague, David Scott Milton.  His The Fat Lady Sings only received three hits on Library Thing. 

 

 

It’s a dark and fascinating mystery about a man, Paul Dogolov, who teaches writing to prisoners in the maximum-security section of the Tehachapi prison in California.  One of his students, Travis Wells, makes a good case of why he is innocent of his murder conviction, and as Dogolov, on a whim, starts researching the man’s case, he becomes convinced Wells is innocent. 

 

Dogolov becomes a detective and starts interviewing people from Wells’ past, and the instructor unwittingly unleashes a terrible storm of violence by other people.  His own life becomes at stake.  This book is a rare combination of genres, literary and mystery, not unlike books by Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett.

 

The Fat Lady Sings has been optioned for a film, and it’s supposed to shoot later this year in the South (even though the book’s setting is in California).

 

 

Zeroville by Steve Erickson is a fabulously dark and funny book.  It’s a combination of Being There and The Day of the Locust, a story about a seemingly simple man who finds himself landing in Los Angeles on the day of the Manson murders and being picked up as a suspect.  He’s let go and over time ends up working in the film industry, noting all its oddities and humor.  While Erickson teaches at CalArts, I don’t know him.  He’s a talent to be sure.  Zeroville received 88 hits on Library Thing, and I hope it goes into the thousands.

 

 

When I added Ransom Seaborn by Bill Deasy, Library Thing showed no one else had it.  This is a crime.  I first heard of Ransom Seaborn when the POD-dy Mouth website gave it a Needle Award for the book’s high quality.  I used it in one of my English classes, where it was popular. 

 

It’s about a college freshman named Dan Finbar who is struggling to find his proper place in Harrison College.  He befriends Ransom Seaborn, an odd young man consumed with reading J.D. Salinger books, especially Catcher in the Rye.  Perhaps because I like Salinger so much—in fact, I’m rereading Catcher in the Rye now when I found it for sale at a Minneapolis airport newsstand—I fell for this book.  Nonetheless, Deasy captures the lives of college-age people brilliantly.

 

As you can see, there are good reasons to add your library on Library Thing.  You’ll find other people passionate about the books you love.  You can stay anonymous and/or make it easy for people to e-mail you.  To join Library Thing is simple.  Go to www.librarything.com.  In a form to the right, type in your name and a name you’d like to use on the website, and you’re in. 

 

And maybe I’ll have an author chat there soon.

 

From Obscure Books to Obscure Movies

In high school, college, and in my twenties, I was always ahead of the technology curve.  I was the first one I knew to have quadraphonic sound in the seventies, the first to have a computer (a Kapro II with a serial number just over 1,000) in the eighties, and a cell phone in the nineties.  These days, I feel more like Rip Van Winkle. 

 

I noticed that my wife’s People magazine has a last page called “What TV Shows Do You Record?”  We don’t record.  After I couldn’t figure out how to program our VCR or, later, the DVR to use the VCR+ programming codes to record shows and movies in the future, we gave up recording.  Mostly we get movies on DVD.

 

Additionally, we’re still one of the dozen people who go to Blockbuster to rent movies.  We haven’t tried Netflix yet.  There’s something about seeing the movies in front of our faces that’s appealing—plus we get out of the house.  If it weren’t for that and shopping for groceries, we might be hermits.

 

The last time we went to Blockbuster, it was Ann’s turn to choose movies.  We trade off.  She thinks I choose dark and intense movies—probably her feelings from when we were dating.  Then I had her watch most of the ten episodes of Kristof Kieslowski’s mesmerizing if not bleak Decalogue as well as his three masterwork films, Blue, White, and Red.  If you haven’t seen these works, think of Ingmar Bergman films, but peopled with characters of deep empathy.  For a taste of Kieslowski, see this four-minute montage of scenes from Blue by clicking here.

 

At Blockbuster, Ann selected two films I hadn’t heard of before: Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day with Frances McDormand and Amy Adams (from Enchanted), and The Life Before Her Eyes with Uma Thurman and Evan Rachel Ward (from Thirteen).  Wow.  Why these were theatrically released in March and April respectively, I don’t understand.  Both are Academy Award-type films.

 

A comedy set in England just before World War II, Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day revolves around Miss Guinevere Pettigrew (McDormand), a prim governess who keeps getting fired from her jobs for speaking out when she questions her employers’ morality.  After all, Miss Pettigrew had a minister for a father, and her view of the world has left her penniless after her last firing.  She now eats in a soup kitchen. 

 

Desperate, she steals a referral from her employment agency and pretends to be the agency’s choice for a job of social secretary to a cabaret singer named Delysia Lafosse (Adams).  Miss Pettigrew is hired immediately and sees the real job is not to question her employer’s loose lifestyle—Delysia is sleeping with and stringing along three different men—but to guide Delysia toward a loving relationship with the right man.

 

Frances McDormand and Amy Adams in Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day

 

Adam’s bubble-headed singer is on-the-edge over-the-top, but Adams has such impeccable timing, and is so naively gorgeous, it works.  Think of Marilyn Monroe. When she sings, you’re pulled in by the emotion. 

 

McDormand’s character must work in an environment where she has to stifle her moral outrage and simply help a person in need.  Miss Pettigrew knows the heart has to be true to itself. 

 

In one particularly moving moment when she’s talking about the previous war with Joe, a famous and older lingerie designer (played by the Irish actor Ciarán Hinds), we learn she once was in love, and her boyfriend was killed in action.  She says, “He smiled every time he saw me, and we could have built a life on that.”  You believe it.

 

What’s particularly satisfying is how so much happens in a day, including Miss Pettigrew finding her own center.  This isn’t a major comedy, but a guilty pleasure where the cast and the narrative threads twirl together to make you smile—and you can build a film on that.

 

The Life Before Her Eyes plunks you into the center of high school life where 17-year-old Diana McFee (Woods) joins her best friend Maureen (Eva Amuri) in the girls’ room when the sounds of gunfire are heard.  “That’s Michael,” says Diana, realizing.  “He said he was going to kill people today.”  Her friend is shocked—why hadn’t Diana told anyone?  Then Michael enters the bathroom with a machine gun.

 

 

The story leaps forward in time to fifteen years later.  Diana (now Thurman) has survived the shooting but has lost her friend.  While she’s married to a professor (Sherman Alpert) and has a daughter (Gabrielle Brennan) whose fierce personality is not unlike Diana’s younger self, older Diana struggles to maintain sanity.  The 15th anniversary of the shooting weighs heavily on her. 

 

The film then cuts back and forth on visual and well as audio transitions that show director Vadim Perlmann, who had made his debut with the marvelous House of Sand and Fog, a master of the medium.  Some shots are so shockingly beautiful—flowers swaying, crosses standing on a lawn, cotton-like seeds drifting on a breeze, clouds in a sky—that one realizes how much beauty is around us daily if we only looked.

 

Uma Thurman appears so emotionally vulnerable throughout the film, she epitomizes the trauma that any tragedy brings.  She anchors the character of Diana, who, as we move back and forth between time periods, has moved from fierceness to fear.  The ending, which may surprise, ends on a poetic note.

 

There’s a sense of Kieslowski or even Bergman in this film.  It occurs to me: Ann’s and my tastes are merging.  However, I still can’t sit through Plan 9 From Outer Space.

 

If you want to see trailers of either film, try the following links.

 

For Miss Pettigrew, click here.

 

For The Life Before Her Eyes, click here.  

 

 

Lake Minnetonka in Minnesota in August

 

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       --Chris

 

 

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