The Maplewoods Mirror

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The Maplewoods Mirror #26 - June 2008  

Welcome to my monthly newsletter on life and writing.  If you want to see my website for past issues and other news, please visit www.chrismeeks.com.

 

In the last five weeks, I’ve publicized my new book and attended three conventions, each for different reasons.  Some people have painful visits to the dentist.  I go to conventions. 

 

IN THIS ISSUE

 

WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

In searching through my slides the other day, and coming upon a photo of my older brother, Joe Meeks, singing at Woodstock (see above), I found myself humming the phrase, “Have a little help from my friends.” I was reminded how I can use a little help from my friends right now. 

 

My latest collection of stories, Months and Seasons, debuts on Friday, June 13, with a special reading with actors at the Beverly Hills Public Library at 8 p.m.  Friends in Los Angeles, and friends across America, can help give my new book a shove in the right direction in one of a few ways.  Specifically:

 

1)      If you’re in Los Angeles, please come to the reading.  Friday the 13th—a lucky day.  The library, located at 444 N. Rexford in Beverly Hills, will be charging a $10 admission to defray costs with the actors, but I can say, having been to one of these events before, it’s a good value for your entertainment dollar.  The four stories they’ll read are funny and touching.  You might even like the whole book if you choose to read it.  I’ll be signing, and Barnes and Noble will be selling.  You don’t have to buy.  If nothing else, come for the party—free food and drink, and I can say hi.

 

2)      If you can’t make the reading, but want to buy the book, buy it on June 13th from Amazon.com. If there’s a surge in sales there, the sales ranking may impress, and more people might notice.  With more people noticing, my book might be read by others. 

 

3)      If you can’t remember to buy it exactly on the 13th, or you want to get it elsewhere, any day or place will help.

 

4)      If you like the book, get copies for friends and family.

 

5)      Importantly, ask your local library to get the book.  I want people to read it, and with my wife as a librarian, I celebrate libraries.  In fact, whether you buy the book or not for yourself, your local library is always open to suggestions from its clientele.  I was pleased to discover through www.worldcat.org that my last book, The Middle-Aged Man and the Sea, is in thirteen libraries so far, including the Library of Congress, Harvard, Vancouver Public Library (thanks, Gordon Roback), Bozeman Public Library (thanks sister Tutti) and, my nearest branch, the wonderful South Pasadena Public Library.  WorldCat shows you all the libraries where a book can be checked out, starting with the nearest location.

 

6)      If you write a blog, please mention my book.

 

I don’t have a millionth of the budget that a big publisher spends.  I can’t get into the expensive library and publishing journals such as Booklist and Publisher’s Weekly.  I’m just an author who loves writing, has a small publishing company at work, and has found wonderful support from his friends.  You can help me get the word out. 

 

Thank you, thank you, for all you can do.

 

BEA: BOOKEXPO AMERICA 2008

The BEA is an annual convention where 30,000 people in the book industry gather, and this year’s assembly was in Los Angeles at the end of May. I went on a Friday, still not sure what I'd do there, but I had invitations to my reading, copies of my book to give away, a few copies of the first chapter of my novel The Laughter and Sadness of Sex, as well as a dummy of the book using the cover design that my friend Daniel created.  I also had a list where my agent sent my manuscripts already.

 

I discovered that there were no editors typically at the big publishers’ booths, such as St. Martin's or Random House.  It was just a sales force.  As one man at Grand Central Publishers (formerly Warners) told me, "You won't find editors here.  This is just sales people talking face-to-face to the people they sell to all year."  When I showed him the dummy of my book, he said, "What the heck are you bringing this around for?  There's no one to show it to.  Sales people don't care.  BEA is not about acquisitions, and editors wouldn't want to see a cover design anyway.  Have you shown this to anyone?"

 

I told him there was no one to show it to yet.  He was the first.  He pushed it away.  I told him I just wanted to see what BEA was and maybe I'd find some good books.  He said there was that.  He wished me good luck.

 

 

As I wandered down the miles of aisles, I saw displays of upcoming books and tables where sales people could talk to clients more calmly.  There were plenty of catalogues, and often free advanced reading copies of books.  In fact, books were given away everywhere.  At first I was in heaven, picking up this and that, but after about eight tomes, my bag was getting heavy, and I realized I’d have to carry this around all day.  I shied away from more books until I came across a friend in a booth who was happy to stash my heaviest bag.

 

Author signings at BEA drew lines of people because not only could one get the book for free, but also the author then personalized it.  The longest line I saw was for Barbara Walters signing her autobiography.  Another particularly long line, inhabited by mostly women in their thirties, was for a book by Mario Lopez. 

 

Mario Lopez and fans

 

“Mario who?” I asked one woman who could not take her eyes off of Mario.  “He’s from Saved by the Bell,” she said.  Whatever.

 

Why doesn’t everyone go to the BEA?  It’s because it’s not meant for the consumer, and registration isn’t cheap: up to $100 a day to get in.  I’d never gone because the BEA is not in Los Angeles often (about every four years) and because it’s not designed for writers, unless you have a book out and your publisher wants to give hundreds or thousands of them away with you signing them. 

 

Tennis-great Billy Jean King

 

I did run into two writer friends and an agent I know.  All of them just liked the atmosphere of the place, hoped to run into friends, and wanted to see what books were upcoming.

 

Despite what the man at Grand Central had told me, when I came to the smaller houses, such as Milkweed Editions, I found the head of the company was typically there, and he or she was also the head editor, too.  I pitched Laughter to Milkweed's publisher, and he wanted to read my novel right away—to send it as an attachment by e-mail.  Three other publishers wanted to see it, too, those of Tin House Books, Algonquin Books, and Europa Editions.  Coffee House Press may want it, too, but my agent has to speak with the head editor, who was not there. 

 

Hence, I left BEA feeling rather good.  I also brought out with me about eight novels, a biography on Polanski, and Cover Letters and Resumes for Dummies, which might be great for my students.

 

One of the novels I found is turning out to be a wild and funny book. Life is a Strange Place, a novel by Frank Turner Hollon, is about a womanizer named Barry Munday who, in the first chapter, is caught in a movie theater with a sixteen-year-old by the girl’s father.  The father smashes Barry in the groin with the blowing end of a trumpet, and Barry loses his gonads.   Poor Barry ends up in the worst situations.  It’ll be a movie next year called Barry Munday.

 

All in all, a good convention.

 

LAWN AND GARDEN WORLD

I attended Lawn and Garden World in early May.  This yearly convention in Las Vegas, part of the larger National Hardware Show, draws as many folks as the BEA, but instead of books, one can see things you’d see in a hardware store such as fountains, hammers, light bulbs, and things that kill kill kill those rodents dead through poison or electricity.  My friends Steve and Paula Hazard have a company called Orcon that supplies beneficial bugs and organic repellents for backyard gardeners.  Live ladybugs are one of their most popular items.

 

I happen to be writing my first true mystery, partially inspired by my latest novel, Falling Down Mt. Washington, which I completed earlier this year.  It’s what I’d call a odd mystery/thriller, recently sent out by my agent for consideration.  It’s about Ian Nash, a mild-mannered Ph.D candidate in theatre who is writing a dissertation on David Mamet’s plays and persona.  Ian is taken hostage in a bank robbery gone awry when all he went there for was the Starbucks nook.  He now has to save his life.

 

My new mystery, untitled, has a protagonist who owns a beneficial bug company.  As much as I find Paula and Steve sweet, this will be a gritty mystery with different characters than them—but even here my friends help as inspirations.  The story begins when my protagonist sleeps with his ladybug one convention evening, and when he wakes up in the morning, he finds her in front of the air conditioner, arms out, dead.

 

Jennifer Lavoie, entrepreneur and model, at the Lawn and Garden World

 

Thus I went to this convention to see what my protagonist might see.  In a single day, I absorbed the convention, went to the Las Vegas Coroner’s Office, the regional courthouse, and a community college. 

 

 

I hunted down a possible apartment complex where one of the victims might live, and I had dinner at the Paris casino with friends who live in Las Vegas.  In fact, they gave me a lot of insider’s knowledge of the city that I hadn’t counted on.   

 

 

Thus, books are born.  I’ve spent a lot of time outlining my novel, inspired by John Irving who I saw speak at the AWP convention in New York in February.  Irving stressed his approach to writing a detailed outline, and for a mystery, I’m finding it quite necessary.  There are so many clues and turns to keep track of.  If I’m lucky, my new book will be a book found at a future BEA. 

“SERIOUS PROSE” AT THE FEST OF BOOKS 

At the end of April, Ann and I went to the Festival of Books at UCLA.  For two hours, I signed books in the USC Bookstore tent, while Ann wandered in the heat—over one hundred degrees—and then found a nice shady spot to read. 

 

The signing was fun, not only because some friends and students showed up, but also because my colleagues at the signing table were great conversationalists.  They included screenwriting guru Syd Field, who has seven books about screenwriting out including his newest The Screenwriter’s Workbook;  novelist Gabrielle Pina, whose latest fiction is Chasing Sophea; and memoirist Frances Kroll Ring who was signing her book Against the Current: As I Remember F. Scott Fitzgerald. She was Fitzgerald’s last assistant before his heart attack in 1940. 

 

(By the way, for you trivia buffs: Ring’s book was turned into a Showtime movie in 2002.  Who played Fitzgerald and Ring?  The answer: Jeremy Irons and Neve Campbell.)

 

At 2:30, Ann and I went to a panel entitled “Serious Prose,” with Tobias Wolff, Jane Smiley, and Ron Carlson, moderated by L.A. Times book critic Susan Salter Reynolds.  There was much laughter for the serious topic—and many great points.  Jane Smiley, spoke about her book 13 Ways of Looking At the Novel.  To write it, she read what she considered the one hundred most important novels of the last eight hundred years, starting with Boccaccio's Decameron. 

 

Jane Smiley

 

She said that any novel is always dealing with the issues of the time that it was written.  For the first seven hundred years, she said, the novel often focused on "What is woman?"  Is she property?  Is she a free agent?  Come the 20th century, however, the novel often became, "Who am I?"  She says the search for identity is still where we are now. 

 

One of the more difficult questions that Susan Salter Reynolds asked was, as novelists, did they feel their job was to impart wisdom?  After all, readers often look to writers for answers.  Were they purposely giving them answers? 

 

Tobias Wolff

 

Each of the panelists felt that, no, that’s not what they were doing as writers.  Wolff never expected to be a writer or instructor.  He said, “If someone told me when I was young that I could get paid for talking in front of people about reading and writing, I would have thought you were nuts.”  The consensus was they were writing stories that they felt were important to them, and if other people found wisdom in the books, fine.

 

Reynolds asked what single piece of advice could they give to new writers.  Wolff said, “Be patient.  The more you write, the better you get.  It won’t happen overnight.”  Smiley said, “Finish the first draft.  Until you have a first draft, you won’t have the basic material to work with.”  Carlson said, “Work on a schedule.  If you write on a schedule, the words come faster and surer.” 

 

Ron Carlson

 

If you go to the festival next year, the booths and signings are interesting, but it’s the panels that have the richest source of information.

 

READING AT SKIRBALL CENTER

 

UCLA Extension Writers’ Program 15th Annual Publication Party is a free event where you can hear eighteen writing instructors read from recently published work.  We each only speak for five minutes or less—a great way to hear potential instructors and excerpts of new novels, stories, and poems. 

 

It takes place from 7 to 9:30 p.m on Wednesday, June 11 at the Skirball Cultural Center. (Doors open at 7 p.m.; readings begin at 7:30 p.m.)

 

DIRECTIONS: The Skirball Cultural Center is located at 2701 North Sepulveda Blvd., just off the 405 Freeway and Mulholland Drive. 

Take the I-405 (SAN DIEGO FREEWAY) NORTH

Take the SKIRBALL CENTER DR. / MULHOLLAND DR . exit

Turn RIGHT onto SKIRBALL CENTER DR.

Cross SEPULVEDA BLVD. and enter the SKIRBALL complex

Inside the complex, drive north to the NORTH LOT

ANOTHER JOE

For those of you who love the Cocker version of  “With a Little Help from my Friends,” you have to see this version on YouTube by clicking here.

 

The sixties never looked better or more vivid.

 

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A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings 

 

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You, too? Thought I was the only one." – C.S. Lewis

 

 

See you next time,

       --Chris

 

 

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