Headlines and Deadlines

Lyle Larsen

 

    Newspaper headline writers are often under tremendous pressure. They must compose headlines that are crisp, concise, informative, and attention-grabbing at a moment's notice. Little wonder, then, that what they write doesn't always turn out as intended. Here are some actual headlines gathered from newspapers across the country.

 

Flier to duplicate Miss

Earhart's fatal flight

 

 

Fire officials grilled

Over kerosene heaters

 

 

 Homosexual Loses Boy Scout Suit

 

 

Utah Girl Does Well in Dog Shows

 

 

Coach Suspended In Sexual

Probe; Players Honored

 

 

Here's How You Can Lick

Doberman's Leg Sores

 

 

Orioles beat Rangers as

Pitcher relieves himself

 

 

Jerk Injures Neck, Wins Award

 

 

U's food service

Feeds thousands,

Grosses millions

 

 

Doctor testifies in horse suit

 

 

Shot Off Woman's Leg

Helps Nicklaus to 66

 

 Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

 

 

Plane too close to ground,
crash probe told

 

 

Stolen Painting Found By Tree

 

 

Two Soviet Ships Collide,

One Dies

 

 

2 Sisters Reunited After

18 Years in Checkout Counter

 

 

Death Causes Loneliness,

Feelings of Isolation

 

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