Headlines and Deadlines
Lyle Larsen
Newspaper headline writers are often under tremendous pressure. They must compose headlines that are crisp, concise, informative, and attention-grabbing at a moment's notice. Little wonder, then, that what they write doesn't always turn out as intended. Here are some actual headlines gathered from newspapers across the country.
Flier to duplicate Miss
Earhart's fatal flight
Fire officials grilled
Over kerosene heaters
Homosexual Loses Boy Scout Suit
Utah Girl Does Well in Dog Shows
Coach Suspended In Sexual
Probe; Players Honored
Here's How You Can Lick
Doberman's Leg Sores
Orioles beat Rangers as
Pitcher relieves himself
Jerk Injures Neck, Wins Award
U's food service
Feeds thousands,
Grosses millions
Doctor testifies in horse suit
Shot Off Woman's Leg
Helps Nicklaus to 66
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Plane too close to ground,
crash probe told
Stolen Painting Found By Tree
Two Soviet Ships Collide,
One Dies
2 Sisters Reunited After
18 Years in Checkout Counter
Death Causes Loneliness,
Feelings of Isolation